Swami Shyamendra's Messages
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Success Roadmap to God
My Blissful Gorgeous Self
Wouldn’t it be great if we see God face to face in front of our eyes as soon as we
Shout out His name or just think of Him desperately? whenever we wanted , wherever we felt an urge to meet Him
He came running down fast to us ?
And wouldn’t it be so joyful , wonderful and ecstatic if He came from within our own heart by simply calling out His name
On top of our voice ? And He says
Ask for whatever you wish
‘’varam bruhi’’ .
You might ask , is it really possible ?
I know where I am the lowest and where He is the highest ? My answer is ---
Yes , it is possible . God SriKrsna will come and become our wish fulfiller intimate friend or even cash machine or an angelic helper in our tough time. HOW ?
Come to listen our month long Bhaktmal discourses . Read , learn , memorize events so that a new
Level of Consciousness could be evolved from where SriKrsna is just one leap away and you are well set .
We look forward to hearing your incredible success story very soon .
Our oncoming discourses –
Madhurya Kadambini
Rai Unmadini
Anand Vrindavan Champu
Plz enjoy our Bhagvat Katha in YouTube. See You Tube icon on this site.
Thank You .
INAUGURATION OF INTERNATIONAL YOGA DAY TO MAKE YOU A DAZZLING ROCK STAR OF ENLIGHTENMENT
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TRANSFORMING YOU INTO THE ILLUMINATING ROCKSTAR OF PERSONAL GROWTH OR COSMIC-CONSCIOUSNESS RESETING YOUR BIOLOGICAL AND PSYCHOLOGICAL CLOCKS TUNING THEM TO THE MAGICAL LIFE OF ONENESS WITH THE WHOLE UNIVERSE .
JOIN OUR SPIRITUAL CARNIVAL FOR UNBLOCKING YOUR ABUNDANCE OF INNER RESERVIOR AS INHERITED FROM HUMANITY’S ANCIENT ANCESTORS -----
YOGA helps harmonizing your body , mind and Being . Pranayama helps enhancing your libido , relaxing your muscles and storing vital-energy. Meditation helps to bring ever deepening therapeutic calm , a sense of serenity . Enlightenment fills your life with consciousness of love , beauty and ecstasy by extending your alignment with the whole universe . This is one of the life’s greatest blessing which now you can have it with
Swami Shyamendra from today , on this eve of
International Yoga Day June 21 from Rishikesh
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Set up the colorful, perfuming, delicious and astoundingly beautiful goal of life as one of these different varieties of Enlightenment – White Peaceful Enlightenment , Yellow Soothing Enlightenment , Pink Love Enlightenment , Green Bliss Enlightenment , Red Power Enlightenment ,I have thousand –color- dipped vast firmament with rainbows of Enlightenment .
Yes Sir , I am Enlightenment sharer . Whatever and however you want . All of my Enlightenments are valid by experiences and words of former masters of this subject. You can choose date and time thru which Yoga , thru which Meditation you would like to attain your own kind of Enlightenment.
Astanga Yoga , Raja Yoga , Jnana Yoga , Bhakti Yoga , Kundlini Yoga – you name it and I am at your service.
‘’Thou Art That’ ’Meditation ,’’MadhuVidya Meditation,’’
‘’Tao Meditation ‘’, ‘’SriVidya’’ Meditation ,
Transcendental Meditation , Dynamic Meditation , Vipassana Meditation , Zen Meditation you already know, besides these I have 100 unique techniques of meditation thru which I can harness your restless mind no matter how psychopathic , hysteric or mad- dog like condition it is in. Be assured . Many ghostly turbulent minded people have come to me and returned with raptures of ceaseless joy erupting from within . Many , who were immensely tense and sleeplessly frustrated have returned with big belly laugh arising from the core of their restful alertness within.
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So Dear Sir , Adorable Madam , Sudden Enlightenment Cozy Corner has key to your golden future . Have minimum one kind of Enlightenment at the best.
Life is a constant struggle until and unless Enlightenment turns it into perpetual bliss . Your wrong decision dumps it 84 00,000 lifetimes away , millions of years away . Decide at once.
My center has the ancient most massage alive and strong as the curse of Tutankhamen of Egyptian pyramid yet blessings to the most modern . Ever since last 30 years my center is in service on this planet . It has incorporated all main enlightened masters and their messages who ever lived on earth since the beginning of history of creation about 195 million years ago till now. For connoisseurs classes on them as Unified Field Theory of Inter-Galactic History are available on request.
Materialists believe ‘’Life comes from Matter’’ therefore their history begins from savages’ of stone age but we Yogis accept ‘’Life comes from Life ‘’ having very rich, wise and powerful intellectual treasure trove as ancestral heritage . Thru our classes on Yoga of Understanding of those documented Galactic-Chronicles any one of you can earn the talents demanded for various kinds of Enlightenment .
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Perhaps , you have heard , read , known but never tried for Enlightenment . Try with me . Gloom of life will be vanished and your face will be bloomed with big smile of cosmic consciousness. Because my Enlightenment has invincible dynamism with Intoxicating perfume of heightened awareness . Therefore , come out of smog of
confusion and indecisiveness . Open your heart wide . According to your width my Enlightenment will be kindled , shine , dazzle and illuminate your life and all around . My Enlightenment has thousands of colors , aromas , lights , tastes , music and healing waves as if entering a magical universe . My Enlightenment is racing fast to disappear [if you became victim of your own postponement] in the Indulgence in workolism .
How expensive it is ?
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No ,it is not expensive at all even if you find it at the cost of your life rather it’s too less . It is costless . All the wealth of US , UK, USSR , Japan and India are equal to 2 pennies in compare to the worth of Enlightenment . It can not be ever sold . The world is too poor to pay the full cost. Each one has to earn it under intuitive guidance If you are divinely guided you find it as if it is given to you for free even if you paid in millions .
It is free . Thru out history it was given out free . Love offering or donation is only because unless you invest your utmost you will not value and it will not work . So , get fast a physical and mental set up for my most intoxicatingly delicious , life-fulfilling , Yellow , Green, Pink ,Red Enlightenment today .
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Come and become learning dynamo of Vrindavan’s literary magical universe .
Selfless sharing is the fastest way to learn a wisdom you want to obtain . It is the most honorable , prestigious vocation on the earth . It is an independent Yoga in itself ‘’ bhaktim mayi param ‘’.
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The Unified Field Theory of Intergalactic History as briefly documented in 18,000 to 40,000 verses
Which is some of the 200 million years of humanity’s enlightening golden past .
Of course , we will correct your pronunciations’ of Sanskrit stanzas .
You already know Theory of Relativity but here we lead you steps ahead of Albert Einstein to enter
The Theory of Absolute .
You know Kamu said ‘’Man can not live without lies ‘’ Freud said ‘’ Life can not be conceived without sex We are going to introduce you to super honest , beyond orgasmic push or pull ideal after ideals .
William Jung tells us ‘’ Only one tenth of mind we all use and nine tenth remains unused , dormant .’
Here we share with you the techniques to use not only dormant latent potentialities but also how to
Communicate with subtle beings and planets where people live who use their full potentialities .
Not only this , we initiate you [upon your request] into methods to go beyond all layers of mind and stay
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Aware and alert entranced into the oceanic peace of Pure-Consciousness where as a light of delight effulgence of Divine Vrindaban lurks and looms , shimmers , shines and dazzles as anti-material world composed of transcendental love .
You know Nietzsche who said ‘’God is dead and man is free to enjoy ‘’ . Here we lead you how out of
Complete freedom you discover out Krishna , the God of love , the lord of rapturous joy . You are bubbling out with ecstasy so much that
Even a stormy earth quake of devastating suffering can not shake off the sky big , ocean deep Joy of being together with Krishna . it is the only state of consciousness where you
Are above vicious cycle of getting and achieving illusions of expectations and life turns a process of becoming .
Your being hyperactive with hypertension is due to your getting clue of surviving in liner time zone . In this university you learn how to live holographic time zone extensively elaborated in Vrindaban’s literatures .
Respecting Hindu India is respecting humanity’s capacity to rise to the apex of spiritual evolution and also admiring the evolving values of life natural to each of its stages .
People like to be happy but never know what being happy feels like . All life they keep locking horns or striking head on dollar-piling , power-trips or flirting some Miss Universe likes .
Poor guy dies empty handed . Happiness comes on its own accord as soon as Hindu life style becomes
Your second nature . In Hinduism , the best project you’ll ever work on is YOU and integration continues.
Do you feel your present religion an imposition upon your life and originally you belong to an unboundedly liberal and unrestricted freedom bestowing universal religion of Hinduism ? If you do , then you are requested to find the best timely inspiration from American philosopher David Frailly , Hollywood Actress Julia Robert , Ford , Koreroed Elst , Tulsi Gabbers and others who felt the same , embraced sacred Hinduism and decorated their life with gems and jewels of Hindu wisdom .
So dear friend , have you been cautious of anglicized, leftist, pseudo indologists truly speaking idiotologists , Indian secularists with their dangerous literary treasons ? And now out of those rubbish got clear vision ?
Has a stormy search for mysterious unknown , the Truth ,the meaning of life or enlightenment arisen in your bosom ?
Has an overwhelming love for Krishna-God sanctified your life and you want to advance thru higher stages?
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Have you determined to attain That , attaining which all the best of the world are attained ?
Have you made up your mind to know That , knowing which all wonders , all mysteries are known and
You are fulfilled ?
If so ,
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Dear Friends
All sufferings , problems , diseases , crimes , monstrosities , stupidities , terrorism , even world war are rooted deep on world wide ignorance of Hinduism . Leftist , Communist , Nehru brand Secularist , Missionaries , Islamists , Anglicized scholars , pseudo indologists , and Brits’ bootlicker Indian Governments have irrepairably damaged the image of Hinduism beyond proportion . No university in the whole world today is presenting Hinduism honestly .
This illiteracy of Vedic education is dungenizing and demonizing our life , our family , our world day by day , more and more .
William Adam presented 1780 page report on India’s education system in House of Commons on Feb,2 ,1835 in London .
TB Macaulay read it out which is still available to see on record . He said –
1--I travelled entire length and width of India from Baluchistan to Burma and Afghanistan to SriLanka
But I saw not a single criminal , rapist ,drunkard , drug , wine , smoking , coffee or tea edict . I did not find Even an illiterate parasite . Hindus are mostly one woman man and one man woman with life long
Loving relationship .
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2—As much wealth I saw in Surratt city of India , we don’t have that much even if we combine all wealth
Of all cities of entire Europe .
3—What ever great wealth and high character India’s Hindus have developed is due to the quality education system of India which they call Bharat . Bharat has immaculate history of about 200 million
Years of wisdom and great prosperity . Exact geographical/historical situation is pronounced at the
Beginning of each of their religious performances called ‘’sankalpa-mantra’’.
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4--- Literacy in western India is 98% , in the north it is 82% , central it is 87% , India is 100% literate .
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5--- There are 7,32,000 villages and each village has one full flashed school they call it Gurukulam .
Where all classes of students are given free education , free of charge , without distinction of caste , creed , religion and nationality .
6--- In each of these Gurukulas 200 to 20,000 students study in a monitorial education system .
7—There are two parts of education . Vidya and Shiksa . Vidya is for awakening premonitions , intuition
And discretion involving moral codes of conduct , spiritual sciences , etymology , logic and policy making
For various spiritual projects . Shiksa involves vocation , profession , arts of living with dignity and grace Mathematics , medicine , chemistry , alchemy , material sciences etc .
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8---There are 18 main subjects taught in every Gurukulas . Three math’s , geography , history , metalogy engineering , medical science , hundreds of therapies taught daily period after period .
9---India has now [in 1835 ] about 15,800 higher study centers like universities .
10--- British education minister said India known among Indians as BharatVarsha has 7,32,000 schools where as England has only 240 schools with 17% literacy .
11—As documented Macaulay reported that he visited Kangra Gurukulam in 1835 where surgery was
Special subject being taught called Rynoplasty . They took skin from leg and added in broken part of nose . In two weeks it looked so natural beyond recognition of having operated .
12—Those days in mid 1800s , when the British in UK used to cut the nerve to cure fever or blood pollution , in India they cured them simply thru sniffing a herbal powder . In 1238 AD Visakhapatnam Gurukul students and professors jointly built a huge dam which still exists .
13--- in 1835 AD farmers of India produced 56 quintal rice each acre . Now in 2016 AD even students or professors of an Agriculture University can not produce more than 30 quintal rice in one acre .
14--- Macaulay further insisted that India can not be permanently enslaved until and unless its quality
Education system is successfully destroyed . Then they made new laws proclaiming Sanskrit and local
Language based education in India is illegal and British Government has all rights to destroy them and
Punish the educators and students . Gurukulas were ruthlessly destroyed and English medium Christianizing black brits , traitor making , India hating education was forcefully shoved into their throat This is very sad and unfortunate story of the Hindu India . Even in 1947 when the result of long Freedom
Movement was to come out in success Gandhi Nehru the evil power hijacked the Movement , honest leader Subhash was forgotten and India seller above Dhritrastra/Duryodhan bargained with British Imperialists who transferred power with 3 disgraceful conditions instead of obtaining full freedom . Those conditions which all dishonest politicians have concealed from public are-
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1 ---- 10,000 crores of rupees paying to UK every year .
2 -----30,000 tons of beef killing holy cows giving to the British people yearly .
3 ---Can not attack another dominion state such as Pakistan no matter what .
As far as Pakistan attacks India are sponsored by the UK boss .
Democratically Sardar Vallabh Bhai Patel was elected as Prime Minister of so called
Free India but again a Hindu hater Miya Jawahar Khan masquerading as Hindu Pundit Nehru
Blackmailing Gandhi and sexually involving with Mountbatten’s wife hijacked the PM post.
Since then not a single PM or President with true Hindu blood came to power to rescue the quality Hindu education system in India . 70 years have wasted .
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If the world peace has to be established , if crimes , rape , plunder , murders have to be stopped if people want to live gracefully as humans Hindu education system must be brought out at any cost, not only in India but thru out the world . Our effort is only one of its kind and we need
Your support .
CELEBRATING THE FESTIVAL OF THANKS GIVING
Dear Friends ,
On the occasion of THANKS GIVING this year I request you not to stay
Shocked and confused on Trump’s triumph rather be optimistic looking forward for a new bright future with your new US President .
Discover in him the dawn of wisdom and boldness almost as Thomas Jefferson and Calvin Coolidge who were US President in 1801 and 1923.
Ever since 999 AD when Europe turned Christian it enjoyed peace only
Up to 635 AD when Middle east turned Muslim and started terrorizing
Europe . Although you settled in America , although Franciscan since 1209 AD , Mormons since 1830 , Jehovah Witness since 1872 introduced new waves of peace in America still the ever-growing Muslim terrorism was invading and destroying the peace of this continent all along .
Not even Harry Truman or Eisenhower to all the way to Obama had bold
Hands to find lasting solution to Muslim terrorism and bring peace in America . I am sure Hillary has the brain of Muslim appeaser and not
the problem solver . She was going to help Muslims to pass the dangerous Blasphemy Law in UNO . Then Muslims were going to kill
1000s of innocent people daily round the globe alleging offending their religious sentiment . You would have been hopelessly helpless to save .
Trump victory has eliminated that mountain big problem . And after all why so dignified and brave Americans want to be ruled by a lesbian , one who is wife of a blow job addict even in office hours . Don’t you have little bit of self respect ?
Thank God , beloved Jesus –the Nazarene saved not just the United States but the whole world by bringing Trump . All you need to do is to
Drop all your animosity towards him and co operate with him . Let him join another tiger of India Modi who is relentlessly working on how to free the world from terrorism and corruption who is being bothered by lots of leg pullers traitors . Both can make the world free from terrorism .
In my view it is easy . Very very easy if Mr. Trump and Mr. Modi combine together and educate or force the Muslims to delete those
Satanic Verses of Koran which Rusdi indicates as terrorism provoking in his famous but unfortunately banned book .
It will be useful to invite disillusioned Muslim wise man like Tarik Fateh , Anver Shekh , Rusdi and Taslima in the White House , award them and get their help in getting the seeds of terrorism from Muslim scriptures removed . Those who accept should be one of us and respected , those who deny should be treated as potential terrorists .
Evanka says ‘’ Traditional faith of India is founded on the basic laws of the cosmos and it is the only religion which is not a political agenda . It is not man-made . I am very impressed by Hindu Dharma which teaches the world the lesson of peace inner and outer both .’’
It is rare , most valuable discovery only some Emerson , Einstein , Nietzsche could do, that too , in late age . But Evanka has done it in her young age and has boldly spoken it out . And Trump being her father is all comfortable with it .
Such broad minded President you have . Accept him by all your heart on this sacred occasion of THANKS GIVING and let us bring that uninterrupted peace which existed before . Jesus said ‘’ Before Abraham I was . ‘’ OK .
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CHRISTMAS MESSAGE
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MERRY CHRISTMAS FROM RISHIKESHIAN ARCHANGEL
[ Rishikesh is world yoga capital located 200 miles south of beautiful Himalayas and 200 miles north from Delhi , capital of India ]
I am sure sooner or later your soul , your heart is going to be starving
For Startling Revelations therefore I've written this book , a modern
Commentary on Yoga for upliftment of human consciousness .
I wish you could realize its significance and keep a copy by your side until you are ready to accelerate into exalted consciousness .
To the already ready I am offering Yogic initiations to boost energetic
Peace and greater IQ , EQ and SQ . Those who want to recognize but can not attend listening my therapeutic talks in YouTube clicking on
Swamishyamendra is one great help .
Wake up to embolden your self to conquer a new dimension of treasure of your life , a new broader view of freedom and authenticity
Will you take this step ?
God is not a word you can grab in the scriptures , theology and philosophy .
God is not an idol or portrait you’ll find in church , mosque or temple .
God is not a human you can meet in society .